Sports
Hockey
If Quirk-ville were to have any other name, that would be Hockey-ville. Most of the towns citizens are very passionate about the sport, and the town even has it's own hockey league with 5 teams competing for the Carsomyr Cup. The Quirk-ville Hockey League (QHL) is the only league in the world where participants are allowed to replace their hockey sticks with cudgels.
The Teams
The Poodlestreet Pounders
The oldest team of Quirk-ville, and with the most passionate fan base. Pounders fans have been known to dump poodle turds at rivaling teams practices.
Their team motto is: "If nothing else works, just go for the eyes!"
Their team motto is: "If nothing else works, just go for the eyes!"
The Irish Boxers
A team created by a wealthy Irish tourist who lost a drinking contest at the local town tavern. Being Irish, he was of course completely disgraced and vowed to make life sour for all Quirk-ville citizens by winning their beloved Carsomyr Cup instead.
The Texas Beer-apes
Quite literally a team of drunken monkeys playing hockey. The team was bought and moved to town by mayor Adam West. The Beer-apes have yet to win a single game.
The Quirk-ville Zombie Kittens
Formerly the "Quirky Widdle Kittehs". Changed the name to try and get a tougher reputation in the league. So far it has worked fairly well, but the new logo has also traumatized many a children playing for their junior team.
The Beer Pong Bruisers
The most recent addition to the QHL. The team is owned by none other than leafstk, and in the net is Quirk-villes most beloved piece of puckfodder, Deadlywiffeathr.
The Bruisers arch-rivals are the Beer-apes, who they specialize in punishing on and off the ice.
The Bruisers arch-rivals are the Beer-apes, who they specialize in punishing on and off the ice.
Current League Standings
Team Name
Pounders
Zombie Kittens
Bruisers
Boxers
Beer-apes
Pounders
Zombie Kittens
Bruisers
Boxers
Beer-apes
GP
2
2
1
1
2
2
2
1
1
2
W
1
1
1
0
0
1
1
1
0
0
L
0
0
0
1
2
0
0
0
1
2
OTW
1
0
0
0
0
1
0
0
0
0
OTL
0
1
0
0
0
0
1
0
0
0
PTS
4
3
2
0
0
4
3
2
0
0
International Competition
Team Quirk-ville has only played a handful of international games, as they are exempt from participating in the World Championship due to refusing membership of the IIHF. Most recently however, the town played a game against their arch-rival Crazytown.
Vs.
4-2
(1-0, 0-2, 3-0)
Football
The Quirk-ville Football League, owned by Ticklingnemesis, was founded because some of the nuttier townsfolk doesn't digg hockey as much as they should. After thinking about it for quite some time, MAyor West decided to grant them a football league instead of exiling them.
Teams
The Demon Crushers
Perhaps using a somewhat confusing logo, the team is very hated amongst local Satanists who believe that demons have the same rights as everyone else.
The Black Wraiths
Now THAT'S more like it! Uh... I mean... Really cool team name, but as we all know wraiths don't play football. Well, unless perhaps with the exception of Ringwraiths... Huh, I wonder what those guys are up to now that Sauron's not around anymore...
The Silver Skulls
Formerly the "Golden" Skulls, but with the current recession and all.... Myah, you know how it is...
The Fire Dragons
Quite a group of gentlemen, but out on the field they wouldn't hesitate to literally incinerate the opposition!
The Blood Vampires
The most recent addition to the league. Currently undergoing a bit of a franchise crisis similar to that of the former "Widdle Kittehs" (now Zombie Kittens) of the Quirk-ville hockey league.
Rugby
Perhaps not as widely played as hockey, but sure enough, Quirk-ville also has it's own Rugby League!
Teams
The Mad Gibsons
Owned by Rorschach Blues, the Mad Gibsons is currently the only team playing in the QRL. Lacking any competition, they usually just sit around and drink a lot. All players are great patrons at the local tavern, and a surprisingly important source of income for the establishment.
