Tourism

If you plan to visit Quirk-ville soon, there is a lot to see! Tourists be advised that most currencies are accepted, although you sometimes might be required to pay in tickles!

Visit the town Tavern and have a drink with the Insanity that is the people of Quirk-Ville. Great drinks, great music and maybe a story or two await you there.

Texas Ticklers House of Giggles is sure to make anyone feel ticklish all over. Spacious rooms and great food just add to the great style of this inn and make for a fun and unique stay in our community.

Our year round Hockey league is sure to get that fighting spirit out. Come see Carsomyr lead the PoodleStreet Pounders to victory and fight for the right to be called the best.

There is something for everyone, just watch out for the trolls living under the bridge!


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The Rose Garden is a pride of town. It surely Rivals that of the White House Rose Garden.

Archive clip of the local Tavern, from back in the good old days!


Aimee's Zoo

One of the more popular destinations in Quirk-ville would be the zoo, owned and cared for by Aimee. There are all sorts of animals in here, ranging from Aardvarks to Widdle fuzzy kittens. The Zoo also has an "All Australian Section", after deadlywiffeathr most graciously donated a batch of kangaroos with lazer beam paws and multi-colored clown wigs, as well as some Australian drop bears.

Deadly also claims that the kangaroos are a useful means of transportation, and gladly helps instructing people how to ride in the animal's pouch. When the Kangaroos are "parked for the day", they can also be used as mailboxes, insists deadly.

One slight problem has arisen with the kangaroos, however - no one knows what to feed them! Luckily an "ad hoc" solution has been reached as Mayor Adam West tries to create yet another hockey team with them, intending the promotion of a new brand of beer known as "ROOkiehol".

Aimee's Zoo recently hired a team of angry leprechauns to keep the perimeters safe from angry PETA activists who occasionally attack the grounds for unknown reasons.
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Kangaroos - great for commuting!


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When at Laughter Lake, be sure to also visit Taryn's Tiki Hut, for tropical drinks with pizazz! Home of the only Octopus keg, featuring a new daily beer on tap!



Laughter Lake
Laughter Lake features plush surroundings with over 150 species of trees. It's most well known attraction is Burnt Bottom Beach, where clothing is optional and tickles are mandatory! While swimming watch out for Olly the Octupus, he just might give you the 8 tentacle tickle treatment! If you feel the urge to snack while sunbathing, just grab one of the edible candy shells for a delicious treat!

And on the way to Laughter Lake, keep an eye out for the hidden trail that leads to Tickle Falls. Warning: the water trickling down your shoulders just might tickle!


Culture

A great mixture of British, Scandinavian, Australian, Canadian and United States cultures are represented here. Many fine foods and fun times await you. From third world to first, It is sure to take you away to many great places.
Tickling is our town pastime. Be ready for the crazy people here that will tickle your funny bone as well as other places!

Quirk-ville has many unique holidays, such as the "Ask Slacker a Question" day. This holiday is celebrated 7 days a week, but no one knows exactly why.


Religion

The citizens of Quirk-ville are very spiritual. The most popular religion is Carsoism, which involves heavy binge drinking for all of it's followers. Carsomyr himself works part-time as a missionary in town, and constantly invites new adepts to the local Tavern. Quirk-ville has yet to see any signs of Saint Bohemianne however, even though The Immortal Thread is greatly revered by all members of the church.
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The Church as seen from the perspective of a beer-glass

Lately the churche's practices have been questioned by other religious groups - especially the initiation rites involving new adepts. Performed at night, laughter echoes throughout town and keeps the townspeople awake. Critical groups suggest that the followers of Carsoism have moved on from alcohol to even heavier drugs - provided, they add, that they have not fundamentally misunderstood the nature of the local townsfolk.

None of the church members have yet to comment on said initiation rites, as intoxication never truly wears off. "Honey, is that you? Thank god, the people at the other houses were angry as hell when I tried to enter!" one of the followers have been quoted as telling an investigating reporter, before throwing up in a trash bin.

The Church is also in possession of Quirk-villes entire Appletini supply.